ACTUAL SCREAMING

SPIDER, THOU HAST TRESPASSED UPON PHAROS-SAMA'S PRECIOUS INNER SANCTUM FOR THE LAST TIME! BEGONE, FIEND!!!!!~

HAH, I used to be fucking PETRA-FIED [Tch, you'll have to forgive me for the seemingly irrelevant pun there, I've been drowning myself in Shingeki no Kyojin fanfiction all day.] of spiders, all the way until I was 16 or something [so, up until two years ago.]. Now, whenever I come across one, I just sit there and stare at it. They're sort of interesting creatures, really; what with all of those eyes, and all of those legs. Hairy spiders in particular still make that hair on the back of my neck stand up and my stomach a little queasy, but spiders like the Golden Silk Orb-Weaver are majestic-looking little bastards. =w=